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If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can’t you just have some crisps?

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can’t you just have some crisps? Spoken By – Russell Brand

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A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. Spoken By – Katt Williams

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Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. Spoken By – Louis C. K.

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Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it’s ribbed for your pleasure.

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it’s ribbed for your pleasure. Spoken By – Katt Williams

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I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like “Dude, you have abandonment issues”

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like “Dude, you have abandonment issues” Spoken By – Demetri Martin

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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever? Spoken By – Adam Carolla

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I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: “I’m trapped! …but enjoying the music”.

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: “I’m trapped! …but enjoying the music”. Spoken By – Demetri Martin

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No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea. Spoken By – Jimmy Carr

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Amy Winehouse – her surname’s beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote Amy Winehouse – her surname’s beginning to sound like a description of her liver. Spoken By – Russell Brand

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Don’t you DARE use party as a verb in my shop

October 16, 2022 by Durmus Kahraman

Quote Don’t you DARE use party as a verb in my shop Spoken By – Dylan Moran

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