Quote Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why – he does. – Joey Adams
Quote Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams
Quote The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. –…
Quote A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams
Quote Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Quote Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late – and strike oil.’ – Joey Adams
If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.
Quote If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of…